Selfish Mike

 If Mike was anything he was selfish.

I mean this guy thought about himself every minute, day, and hour.

He had pictures of himself everywhere and enough was never enough for him.

Even while his people were starving, Mike still wanted more. 

His friends were no different, these guys racked in billions every month and when people stole from them they were brutal. So brutal that they felt no empathy when unleashing their fury.

When asked why he never shared, Mike gave one simple response, “If I give them some, they’ll want more until I have nothing left to give. If I give them nothing, they’ll hate me, but they won’t ask.” 

Mike was so selfish that when charity came knocking he never answered.

The guy was definitely in one lane.

He had everything because he saw no point in sharing.

He smacked his wife around just for asking for a piece of his pie.

He spanked his son just for asking for an allowance.

The guy was so selfish that he wouldn’t eat or sit with anyone else but himself.

His gold was his, his house was his, to him everything was his and no one could take that from him.

When asked about the poor, he would respond, “If they can beg, they can get a job as an announcer. If they can go to church and pray they can work for the reverend.”

I mean the guy would say everything that no one wanted to hear and some people hated him but his friends loved him because he had everything.

To Mike he was the man, and other selfish people just like him envied the guy.

They bought all of his books, clothes, and would pay millions just to be around him.

Mike was so selfish that he even built a statue of himself and would hug it and even have people pray to it at times.

The guy took it so far to even call himself a God and people believed it.

The guy was so envied that his followers actually worshipped him.

He was on a pedestal.

Mike had a town, a street, and even buildings named after him.

Well, I’m exhausted explaining how selfish Mike was, is, and always will be.

I mean the guy is so selfish that every time I think about him, I share.

And that’s the story of selfish Mike.

Even when people hoped he would change, the point is they hoped, but Mike was Selfish Mike.

The End.