“Oh Gloria, we can finally afford the home we always wanted,” Raymond said hearing a knock at the back door.
“Ah sweetheart it’s a beautiful bull, someone must’ve left him here for us to raise as our very own.”
Raymond’s wife straightens up, “Honey, we can’t afford to raise a bull.”
The bull then rages through the house bouncing his horns off of everything and everyone.
After terrorizing Raymond and his wife, he burst through the door to terrorizing the entire neighborhood.
Raymond looks at his wife while noticing the damage, “I tell you honey, that thing doesn’t discriminate, and none of us are going to be able to buy anything if he keeps raising his horns. Who’s going to fix this door?” Raymond says hearing screams and the local market crashing.
His wife emerges from the back room, “That’s the least of our worries Babe, a bear just got in,” She explains.
Raymond can’t help but notice a trend. He contemplates grabbing a gun. He and his wife decide to just escape through the back door. They’d been cornered and decided to pull out and settle for less. They came back later to assess the damage, “Thank God we diversified our portfolio,” Ray said smiling at his wife. He cashed in all of his gold and they began to rebuild another nest egg.
The Bull Market
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