I’m still wondering how my cousin ended up in the middle of a shootout, he’s getting gunshot wound treatment right now.
Jessica never told us that she swings both ways, what a secret to tell your father at his surprise birthday party. He seemed like he took it okay, I think.
I just noticed that I’m mixed and my mother was a proud member of the KKK and my dad was a black panther. I have no clue which side I’m on. I think I’ll sit these racial fights out. Please don’t vote for me, I just want peace and quiet.
I was at a football game when my cousin out of all people threw a pick six on the game winning drive. It’s going to be a long ride home. I noticed the scouts leave before the second half.
Sadly, one simple birthday party turned into a wild twerking session. They blamed it on the music, but I honestly think someone spiked the punch.
My uncle keeps leaving a trail of wild Irish liquor bottles everywhere he goes. Lord knows what he and his friends were doing at the old house grandma left him. Panties were hanging from the chandelier and his best friend was found lifeless with no clothes on in the hallway. Til this day we have no clue what happened in that house.
As I get older I’m learning more and more about human nature and it’s wild.
Shootings, heart breaks, unexpected deaths, and doctors searching for a cure. Tina kept her money problems a secret. At this moment no one knows how she hid it because everyone thought she had it all. I guess she finally humbled herself after selling everything. I saw her at a bus stop and somehow we ended up in Vegas taking vows with a pastor in a clown suit.
Human Nature.
It’s wild.
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