BOSS: “Hey, let’s kill all of the people in charge of that country and give someone else a chance.”
YES MAN: “Umm, what do we do if the other regime messes up too?”
BOSS: “Then we take over.”
YES MAN: “Umm, who’s going to pay for everything?”
BOSS: “The tax payer.”
YES MAN: “You don’t think we should mind our own business? What happens if they decide to kill us?”
BOSS: “Oh, I didn’t think of that. Hey, pick those bodies up, put them in the car and push the car down the cliff. Now read the script: ‘THEY DID THIS AND WE JUST GAVE THE ORDER, WE KNOW THIS LOOKS ODD WITH BODIES EVERYWHERE AND ALL BUT SOMEONE HAS TO CLEAN UP THE WORLD’S MESS.
YES MAN: “Umm okay, that’s a good idea, did you write this script yourself? Hey, what if?...”
BOSS: “No ‘What ifs’ just do it, stick to the script.”
YES MAN: Yes, BOSS. Hey, so we’re the good guys, right?
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