Jim had just finished his comedy routine. He’d had such a good audience that he’d continued laughing backstage. While hearing the next act going on he’d heard screaming so he hurried to see what was going on. In ahh, he noticed little green men terrorizing the audience. The audience was so good to Jim that he didn’t want to see them die. To his luck the little green men were literally torturing his audience so Jim took action, he put on a green suit back stage and blended in.
The science of this entire situation was amazing, Jim knew from watching that they only listened to the big green alien so he used his size to take control. The little green men replicated everything the big green alien did so Jim took charge.
“Okay, I need you all to sit down and watch the show,” he said as everyone including the little green aliens listened and sat back down.
In ahh, wearing his huge green suit, Jim started telling jokes about having sex on a little green spaceship. The little green aliens couldn’t stop laughing. They then got comfortable and sat with the humans and started having a good time. As Jim continued on joking about his bad luck a beautiful green girl entered the club.
“Jim, for giving us such a good time we want you to have sex with Greenie, you’ve given us so much joy Jim that you deserve some good green alien pussy cat.”
Everyone watched as they all left the club and took Jim to the little green spaceship with Greenie. Noticing the spaceship rocking everyone then turned green and started having sex like Jim and Greenie.
In the blink of an eye the world was filled with green people.
“Okay Jim, that’s enough time mating with Greenie, now tell some more jokes,” one of the little green men said.
Jim stepped out of the spaceship as everyone cheered.
“Today, I learned that green pussy cat is just as good as human pussy cat. Friends, green is better than luck, green is good,” Jim said as green men and women filled the stadium cheering.
“Wait til I tell my momma. I’m the first green black American to get some green pussy cat and let me tell you it was amazing.”
As everyone laughed, little green babies popped out of Greenie, Jim couldn’t believe it.
“Ahh hell nah,” Jim said as the crowd went crazy.
One of the little green men stood up, “Don’t worry, we don’t have child support on our planet.”
The crowd went wild, laughing so hard as Jim delivered his final punchline.
“If you don’t have child support then take me with you. It’s my lucky 🍀 day. I come in peace got dang it. I come in peace.”
The End
The Little Green Spaceship
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