Anger can work in a number of ways. There’s good and bad in everything.
A face is deceiving because there’s always something more going on in the inside of that smile. The mind is not a one way street and there are many lanes.
If someone is spreading rumors about you, that’s a good thing, get naked and deliver their mail but don’t hug their spouse.
Religion is no different from religious, beliefs are not science but there’s a science for everything and it’s okay to believe in God but in reality S***t happens.
If you dodge a bullet, invent a bulletproof vest, the odds will be even slimmer the next time and you’ll save more lives with your work. You can make a deal with like minded people. I tell you work is good.
A rich man is no different from a poor man, everyone is looking for work.
Unfortunate people believe in luck but a worker will find something to do with one arm.
If someone is murdered in front of you find Christ, you’ll need him every step of the way. Attend church until you see God because the image will never go away. Go to church become a preacher and preach about it so no one else will kill.
If you want to be a professional, learn that you never will and you’ll keep trying until it’s amazing.
The beauty is when you upset people. Piss them off, make them so angry that they want to kill you just for doing your job.
Lose, and when you lose make it look as if you’re the worst at what you do. Losing confuses winners because not too many people want to be around a loser. Then once you lose your position and sit the bench, coach a team to the championship. In the end everyone will love your story.
If you see a fat person hang out with them and take them to the gym after dinner. I promise you you’ll find a good friend. Skinny people and fat people can feed off of each other. Work is good.
If you want to kill yourself call someone first, as a matter of fact take a picture of yourself in a noose, then go to the gym and workout. I promise you’ll feel better later.
If someone has a mental disorder and has a hard time communicating, read them a book and cut their hair for them. It’s healthy to look good. A fresh new look is good for mental health.
If you’re shoveling snow with a snow blower and it blows on someone else’s car while driving down the road and they curse at you wait twenty years later when the economy crashes, eventually they’ll try to make extra money trying to shovel your snow for you.
If you feel racist, go to a KKK meeting and shake their hands. Be presidential because if a war breaks out you never know who you may love after the battle is won.
If you’re black and lonely or white and lonely, find someone from a different nationality and marry them. It will get everyone’s attention. Hug him or her and kiss them in front of everyone, it will make them work harder, they will hate you more but they’ll eventually try it when they get hurt.
If someone close to you dies, stand on someone else’s grave when you’re visiting them at the graveyard. This will make their family get upset at you but it will increase the understanding of honor and respect. The other family will get upset and they’ll cry and complain. Once they settle down cut their grass and give them a gift card from a local gas station. Forgiveness will help us all live longer.
Always make people think that you’re crazy, they’ll never bother you. It will give you more quiet time at work.
If you’re nasty, make a song and tell people how you like it. They will act perfect but eventually they’ll try it.
If you make money, never save it, just pay the bills and set aside an emergency fund. Too much money draws too many problems.
When you’re on the toilet, think about work, the bathroom will make you too comfortable.
If someone is smarter than you and always working go make a few dollars trimming their grass. You’ll learn something, I promise.
And lastly, when you get upset with someone, call other people and tell them what you’re going to do to the person when you see them and then the next day send them a picture of you and the person shaking hands and fishing. It will make the work better and teach them the better half of work and disagreements.
Now smile for the camera, work is good.