Thursday, October 28, 2021

👻 Scary & Dysfunctional on Halloween

They took the proper route, got married on Halloween, had kids, only to find themselves stuck in a dysfunctional scary world.

Terry had twelve children out of wedlock and tried to kill himself after a back child support notice.

Gina has three baby fathers.

Devin owes Ricky money, Ricky then ended up getting hemmed up by the cops for using Devin’s counterfeit dollars.

Jessie is a single father, his wife divorced him, now he’s running for mayor of the city. She’s been complaining about not voting.

There’s a rumor floating around town that the church leaders have been sleeping together.

Sissy paid half of her water bill and spent her child support check on some new shoes. She feels she deserves something after graduating from college.

Ray’s kids got caught throwing rocks on the freeway.

Ryan would rather watch porn than get a girlfriend, but who can blame him, seeing his living conditions. The environment just isn’t safe, nobody knows whom is sleeping with whom.

Fred opened up a business now everybody hates him and tries to figure out how he is paying the bills.

Teresa’s car got repossessed and her husband lives across town with her sister who is on welfare. Don’t ask me how that happened because the car is in his name. 

Ted is racist but he has no choice but to go work for the people that he hates.

Jerry has been playing the lottery for years but has no source of income besides his small pension.

Tina has a rich husband and got her feelings hurt after his friends called her his trophy wife, so she sleeps with her neighbor from time to time.

Ronald is a veteran who can’t find a house because the rich people keep flipping them and he has no money for a down payment.

Samir is an illegal immigrant working in the kitchen at a local restaurant and wants more attention on what’s coming across the border. He feels that if he becomes a citizen he can make a difference. He talks about it quite a bit to his co-workers in his native language.

Lou sees all these climate activist living in well heated homes and driving in gas guzzling cars yet they nearly killed him for farting while filling up his gas tank.

Sam has no clue who his congressman is but he’s always trying to get people to vote.

Trina just donated to a nonprofit that seems to be making a profit because they have a better means of living than she and their donors do.

The gang down the street keeps selling drugs but complains about the road conditions and bad children in their neighborhood.

Donald just got shot on set in a non-violence gun movie.

The pastor next door just preached to his congregation about turning the other cheek yet has been heavily investing his time betting on fights.

I just got word that the President says he has the answer to fix what’s scary and dysfunctional right around Halloween. 

“His exact words were ‘WE’ will own the future!” The most scariest part about his Halloween speech is the future is expensive so I guess “WE” will be paying a huge price tag to own it.

Another dysfunctional thing about this scary message is the simple fact that everybody dies in the future, even me.

👻 what a scary world. Frightening. I’m stopped at a light and notice a sticker on someone’s car reading Jesus is coming soon 🔜 . The car then turns down a one way street.

“Trick or Treat”

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