Wednesday, October 17, 2018

The Old Man

Well, I've just about done everything I enjoyed doing in this life. My wife left me for a younger man who I'm sure will give her all of the love she needs. I don't know what's left for me to do, I'm not ready to die yet. I went to church but I have a hard time getting down on my knees and the pastor sure screams at me a lot. I guess I'll sit here and read a book.
P.S.
I love nurses. 

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Basketball

Why won't the ball always go in the hole? It's suppose to go in the hole. I wonder why every time I shoot I can never get a perfect score and why is it that my teammates are always shooting and missing but whenever I shoot they get upset. I quit. From now on I'm playing by myself or running track.

Wednesday, October 3, 2018

The Secret to Flying

Watch the birds and build a plane. If a bird can do it, then it’s not impossible.