Saturday, March 27, 2021

Thou Shalt Love Women

Thou shalt love women was written for crazy women, smart women, handicap women, dumb women, evil women, good women, sad women and happy women, every kind of woman. Thou shalt love women:

Dear God,

 I found myself in a corner today trying to control my thoughts, “Help me Lord,” I can’t stop thinking about them, are you a woman God because everyday I’m thinking about women? Yellow women, black women, green women, orange women, white women, brown women, pink women, purple women—every color, shape, and size kind of woman. I know it’s normal because the Bible says thou shalt love women so it can’t be wrong for me to love women because without them there wouldn’t be anybody here. Men fight over women just to get a blessing from them. We look at them and it makes us feel alive, we talk to them and they make us feel better. If it’s wrong for men to love women then we’re all going straight to hell. Even when we sleep they’re on our mind, even when they upset us we still squint at their shine. If it’s child support that makes us men sad, I know there’s a woman who will make us feel glad. Forgive us men for being too hard, for if we kill a woman then we must be scarred. I’m amazed at how pleasant they are, you’re great God for giving us men women to heal our pain. Only a merciful God would be so great to give his most prized creation a help mate.

Thou Shalt Love Women

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